Posted 16 hours ago

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

Posted 16 hours ago

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

(Source: forf0xsake)

Posted 17 hours ago

Mythology Asks

  1. Anubis: How do you feel about death?
  2. Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
  3. Bastet: Do you have any cats?
  4. Hathor: What brings you joy?
  5. Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
  6. Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
  7. Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
  8. Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
  9. Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
  10. Bran: How is your health?
  11. Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
  12. Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
  13. Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
  14. Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
  15. Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
  16. Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
  17. Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
  18. Freya: Have you ever been in love?
  19. Freyr: Do you have any children?
  20. Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
  21. Iounn: How old are you?
  22. Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
  23. Odin: What is your family like?
  24. Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
  25. Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
  26. Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
  27. Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
  28. Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
  29. Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
  30. Dionysus: Do you drink?
  31. Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
  32. Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
  33. Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
  34. Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
  35. Zeus: Are you a confident person?
  36. Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
  37. Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
  38. Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
  39. Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
  40. Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
  41. Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
  42. Plutus: Do you have a job?
  43. Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
  44. Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
  45. Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

Posted 17 hours ago

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

Posted 17 hours ago
4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

Posted 18 hours ago

cumsock:

she dead

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 18 hours ago