Posted 16 hours ago




99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

Posted 16 hours ago
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Posted 16 hours ago


this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

Posted 16 hours ago

There are two types of greetings:




Best friends:


this couldn’t have been more accurate

(Source: forf0xsake)

Posted 17 hours ago

Mythology Asks

  1. Anubis: How do you feel about death?
  2. Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
  3. Bastet: Do you have any cats?
  4. Hathor: What brings you joy?
  5. Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
  6. Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
  7. Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
  8. Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
  9. Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
  10. Bran: How is your health?
  11. Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
  12. Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
  13. Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
  14. Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
  15. Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
  16. Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
  17. Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
  18. Freya: Have you ever been in love?
  19. Freyr: Do you have any children?
  20. Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
  21. Iounn: How old are you?
  22. Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
  23. Odin: What is your family like?
  24. Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
  25. Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
  26. Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
  27. Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
  28. Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
  29. Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
  30. Dionysus: Do you drink?
  31. Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
  32. Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
  33. Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
  34. Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
  35. Zeus: Are you a confident person?
  36. Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
  37. Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
  38. Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
  39. Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
  40. Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
  41. Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
  42. Plutus: Do you have a job?
  43. Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
  44. Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
  45. Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
Posted 17 hours ago
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Posted 17 hours ago



a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent


Posted 17 hours ago


Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

Posted 17 hours ago

When airport employees get bored


When airport employees get bored


Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago



The power of Cosplay


Posted 18 hours ago


she dead

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 18 hours ago