I'm Osiris. I'm a sophmore in college at the University of North Texas. 20 years old. This blog is my life lol. Enjoy it. (It's sad I know).

 

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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equestrianrepublican:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

i dont know tumblr is like that

(Source: hhlil)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Ok so why the fuck…..

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence)